Monday, August 28, 2006

Questions to ask my OBGYN

- Is my baby made of meat? What percentage of meat to bone is it?
- Is the baby nocturnal?
- If I watch "The Descent", will I give birth to a cave-baby?
- I have cats at home. Will they suck the baby's breath?
- Is the baby shitting inside of me?
- Why do I need an enema before the delivery?

1 Comments:

Blogger rt said...

"if i have sex, will my husband's penis poke the baby?"

12:14 PM  

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