Questions to ask my OBGYN
- Is my baby made of meat? What percentage of meat to bone is it?
- Is the baby nocturnal?
- If I watch "The Descent", will I give birth to a cave-baby?
- I have cats at home. Will they suck the baby's breath?
- Is the baby shitting inside of me?
- Why do I need an enema before the delivery?
- Is the baby nocturnal?
- If I watch "The Descent", will I give birth to a cave-baby?
- I have cats at home. Will they suck the baby's breath?
- Is the baby shitting inside of me?
- Why do I need an enema before the delivery?
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